On the last Thursday of September 2011, I was covered in white body paint, wigged up to the max and encased in a huge block of carefully sculpted marble.  There was dry ice.  There was reverb.  There were cameras.  It's fun to be inside the mind of wonky artistic genius Mel Brimfield.

The resulting film is to be shown as part of an exhibition in Lancaster and Liverpool later in the year.

For your chance to see it recreated live, along with some sexy dancing girls, lovely funny men and, of course, the reason we're all doing it, a dead renowned cultural polymath, book tickets for...

Trashing Performance: Mel Brimfield This Is Performance Art - Part Two, Experimental Theatre And Cabaret

...at Toynbee Studios on Tuesday 25th October.  You may be surprised, you may be titillated, you may even be seriously disturbed, but you won't be disappointed. *

*(Apart from if you're expecting a dog in a tutu tangoing on a disco ball to the sounds of Aha.)  **

**(Although that might still happen.)